How to Restore (or Replace) Your Outdoor Cushions in the Event of a Zombie Apocalypse

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In today's culture, there is quite a fixation with zombies. In fact, agencies such as the Center for Disease Control have gone to great extremes to create the Preparedness Guides for the Zombie Apocalypse, should it ever happen. It shouldn't be a surprise, with warnings of raptures and judgment days and the world coming to an end. With populations obsessed with movies and television shows based on zombies, it's a good question -- are zombies a real possibility?

Just in case zombies are real, don't let them ruin your outdoor space.

High Performance Outdoor Fabrics

The beauty and durability of many fabrics will be able to withstand any zombie attack or zombie apocalypse. Ensure that your outdoor cushions are made from only premium outdoor fabrics, such as Sunbrella. Sunbrella fabrics are high performance outdoor fabrics that are mold and mildew resistant. Their resistance comes from the woven threads, which are 100% solution-dyed acrylic, which make the fabric easy to clean and water-resistant.

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How to Clean Your Outdoor Cushions

Sunbrella fabrics can even withstand blood stains from zombies. All you need is a few household cleaning supplies and a little elbow grease. Take 2 ounces of dish washing liquid, 1 gallon of water and 4-8 ounces of ammonia and mix. Remove the cushion cover from the cushion foam and spot clean any zombie blood from your outdoor cushion cover. Allow the cushion cover to dry completely before placing it back onto cushion foam.

Replacement Cushions

If the Zombie Apocalypse brought further damage to your outdoor cushions, including tears, rips, snags or splits, consider replacement cushions for your outdoor living space. By replacing your outdoor cushions, you can renew your outdoor space with new colors and patterns in order to escape your horrific memories of the Zombie Apocalypse. Simply take the measurements of your old cushions, and order new cushions to replace them at Patio Cushion Source. All you need to do is supply the width, depth and height of your desired cushion and your fabric preference, and your custom cushion will arrive 4-6 weeks later.

Outdoor living spaces are a vital part of our livelihood. We, at Patio Cushion Source, believe in taking every precaution necessary to protect the sanctity of outdoor living. Therefore, we feel that restoring outdoor cushions is an essential step toward the revitalization of our lives after a Zombie Apocalypse.

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